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Blog Entrybaby im back!Jul 22, '08 11:12 PM
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am i???

perhaps..

been busy.. last week was haven.. but im back! and off again.. shortly.. eerrrr.. (guilty)

good times, good times =)








squeezing juices for another shoot. ive a reliable sources, faces & MUA on standby ready to give me every hands i need. but i need to, first somehow… find TIME! (sorry nina.. ive got to back off this time. enjoy ur stay here.. its lovely! i cud assure u! reli..)

if i cud have all the time i can call my own, i'll definitely die happy, contented, feeling very accomplished. no diamonds, pearls or high end life can fulfill that satisfaction gap!

be right back! decently..

promise..


Blog EntryI bloom IJun 2, '08 7:45 AM
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Gwyneth Paltrow by Mario Sorrenti
for V # 53 May / June 2008 issue





















Blog EntryaddictionMay 28, '08 5:35 AM
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sometimes.. lovin someone means givin him/her the freedom to choose who and where he/she wants to be..

this may be painful. but still be thankful. coz the heartaches. the tears. the gloomy days and even the fruitless years.. will help you grow into a strong and wonderful person.. not a bitter one..

and i believe in it..








Blog Entrylastnite..May 19, '08 3:10 AM
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shud i or shud i not?

get out of my head!!!!!
i need my sleep..

pls..
















Blog Entryc'mon!May 17, '08 5:45 AM
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i cant help it!
if u might think im odd..
if i say im not lovin u
for what u are..
but for what ur not..

everybody will help u..
discover what u set out to find..
but if i can save u any time..
c’mon, give it to me..
i’ll keep it with mine..












Blog Entrydid u know?May 9, '08 5:32 AM
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in ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King. when people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.

the plaque read..

“Fornication Under Consent of the King” (F.U.C.K)

this is the origin of the word.

hmmm..




Blog Entryuh oh..May 7, '08 10:19 PM
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this one caught my eye in my inbox this mornin.. so weather ur aware, or ur not aware, or ur aware but pretended not to be awared or ur just plain not aware at all.. its ok. coz im aware but pretended not to be awared! and im turning to vegetarian for good (man..) Lord have mercy on me..


research has shown that in the 80s, the chance of gettin cancer is 1 out of 8000 and now, in the 90s, the chances of getting cancer is 1 out of 3, which is VERY SERIOUS! therefore, i hope that u will take this seriously and pass this on to all the people u know.. and hopefully.. we can stop "giving" ourselves cancer-causing agents..








CANCEROUS FOODS / PRODUCTS   

INSTANT NOODLES

Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of instant noodles before you eat your next packet! Please read the info shared to me by a doctor. My family stopped eating instant noodles more than 5 years ago after hearing about the wax coating the noodles - the wax is not just in the Styrofoam containers but it coats the noodles. This is why the instant noodles do not stick to each other when cooking.

If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow noodles in the market, one will notice that, in their uncooked state the noodles are oily. This layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking together.

Wanton noodles in their uncooked state have been dusted with flour to prevent them sticking together. When the hawker cooks the noodles, notice he cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in cold water before cooking them in hot water again. This process is repeated several times before the noodles are ready to be served. The cooking and rinsing process prevents noodles from sticking together.

The hawker then "lowers the noodles in oil and sauce to prevent the noodles from sticking if they are to be served dry. Cooking instructions for spaghetti require oil or butter to be added in the water when boiling the spaghetti to prevent the pasta from sticking together. Otherwise, one gets a big clump of spaghetti!

There was an SBC (now TCS) actor some years ago, who at a busy time of his career had no time to cook, resorted to eating instant noodles everyday. He got cancer later on. His doctor told him about the wax in instant noodles. The doctor told him that our body will need up to 2 days to clear the wax. There was also an SIA steward who after moving out from his mother's house into his own house, did not cook but ate instant noodles almost every meal. He had cancer, and has since died from it.
Nowadays the instant noodles are referred as ‘cancer noodles’

SATAY LOVERS (BARBECUE)

If you all eat Satay, don't ever forget to eat the cucumber, because eating Satay together with carbon after barbequing can cause cancer. But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be eaten after we eat the Satay because Satay has carcinogen (a cancer causing element) but cucumber is anti-carcinogenic. So don't forget to eat the cucumber the next time you have Satay's.
 
PRAWNS (SUGPO) & VIT C

DO NOT eat shrimp / prawn if you have just taken VITAMIN C pills!!
This will cause you to DIE in ARSENIC (As) toxication within HOURS!!

 
PORK AWARENESS

Try this and see whether the pork you bought has worms. There goes with your "Bak Kut Teh" for those who love it. Most men love to eat this so watch out before it's too late. If you pours Coke (yes, the soda) on a slab of pork, wait a little while, you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it. A message from the Health Corporation of Singapore about the bad effects of pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain MANY TOXINS, WORM and LATENT DISEASES!

Although some of these infestations are harboured in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these illnesses than other animals. This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE and will eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs. INFLUENZA (flu) is one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share with humans. This illness is harboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who EAT pork sausage tend to SUFFER MORE during EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA. Pig meat contains EXCESSIVE quantities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds, which can lead to ITCHING and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH HORMONE which PROMOTES INFLAMMATION and growth; sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to SWELLING and deposits of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in ATHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, etc.

Sulphur helps cause FIRM human tendons and ligaments to be replaced by the pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage.

Eating pork can also lead to GALLSTONES and OBESITY, probably due to its HIGH CHOLESTEROL and SATURATED FAT content. The pig is the MAIN CARRIER of the TAENIE SOLIUM WORM, which is found in its flesh. These tapeworms are found in human intestines with greater frequency in nations where pigs are eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the intestines and affect many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage. One in six people in the US and Canada has RICHINOSIS from eating trichina worms, which are found in pork.

Many people have NO SYMPTOMS to warm them of this, and when they do, they resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These worms are NOT noticed during meat inspections.
 
SHAMPOO

Cancer-causing substance in shampoos. Go home and check your shampoo. Change before it's too late... Check the ingredients listed on your shampoo bottle, and see they have a substance by the name of Sodium Laureth Sulfate, or simply SLS. This substance is found in most shampoos; manufacturers use it because it produces a lot of foam and it is cheap. BUT the fact is, SLS is used to scrub garage floors, and it is very strong!!! It is also proven that it can cause cancer in the long run, and this is no joke. Shampoos that contains SLS: VO5, PALMOLIVE, PAUL MITCHELL, L'OREAL, THE NEW HEMP SHAMPOO FROM BODY SHOP etc. contain this substance.

The first ingredient listed (which means it is the single most prevalent ingredient) in CLAIROL'S HERBAL ESSENCES is Sodium Laureth Sulfate. Therefore, I called one company, and I told them their product contains a substance that will cause people to have cancer. They said, Yeah we knew about it but there is nothing we can do about it because we need that substance to produce foam. By the way COLGATE TOOTHPASTE also contains the same substance to produce the "bubbles". They said they are going to send me some information.
 
Please pass this information.

 

Blog Entrysave the world in 4MINMay 2, '08 8:19 AM
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Madonna for
Dazed & Confused
- April 2008 issue


















Blog EntrySupermodel to Fashion EditorApr 21, '08 4:23 AM
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Interview Magazine has just announced a new staff member in the form of nineties supermodel, Stephanie Seymour Brant, the wife of Brant Publications chairman, Peter Brant, has been named a contributing fashion editor for the magazine founded by Any Warhol in 1969.



















Blog Entryflasher!Apr 10, '08 2:13 AM
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Kevin by Laurence Passera
Dazed & Confused
- May 2008 issue















Blog Entrymuaakks!Apr 5, '08 4:46 AM
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this cost me RM86.00 per small bloody 1KG!

mom recommended me this so called Aunt Alice who cud create wonders. ok. ok. she did a pretty good job there..

28. young. fabulous. just cant afford to get her an LV. although she hinted it many times. yeah. im gonna play dumb tonite. hehe..

the name's Lorna. shopping addict. laser. and she always get what she wants!

happy birthday sugar! hope to have a good time tonite..

 

 

 

 


Blog Entryfair me!Mar 29, '08 3:55 AM
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Madonna for Vanity Fair

May 2008 issue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Blog Entrypursuit to happinessFeb 22, '08 11:52 PM
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absolutely gorgeous sunshine..
today..

have a witty wacky wonderful weekend all!

that’s top of my list to do of course :)


Blog Entryyes dear..Feb 20, '08 10:09 PM
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Feb ITTech issue. in stores now..


Dear Tech Support Team,
 
Last year I have upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
 
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, TeaWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
 
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
 

 
REPLY:
 
Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
 
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
 
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
 
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support)

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the environment.
 
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Clothes 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 

 

Blog EntryREAD of the monthFeb 19, '08 3:40 AM
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if downer movies aren’t ur thing, u probably just wanna move along now. this true story about a famous journalist who became completely paralyzed except for one of his eyes, is not exactly uplifting. i suppose in a way, since the tale is based on the last book written by the French writer Jean-Dominique Bauby entirely by blinking to letters of the alphabet read aloud to him, its kinda motivational; so ur just gonna sit on your couch eating Pringles complaining u can't find a good starting point for your story? loser.

Blog Entryim so NOT in the festive mood..Feb 4, '08 4:45 AM
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so the suppliers aint picking up calls anymore. the hoteliers seems loss to ‘A.S.A.P’ in reverting to my requests.. despite my ‘URGENT!’ that lead my emails’ heading. ok. ok. I get it!! so another celebration.. I thought  I just had it  03 weeks ago? gosh.. not again?








another give away session.. and this time its cash-on-delivery. sigh. for those of u who is wondering what am I babbling here.. it’s the Lunar Year, a celebration for the Chinese. traditionally, red packets are passed out during the Chinese New Year's celebrations, Chinese New Year is celebrated with firecrackers, dragon dances and lion dances. typically the game of mahjong is played in some families and definitely a hefty drinking session too.

here’s to all who is celebrating.. pls be guided accordingly.. just in case!


ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING


SYMPTOM : FEET COLD & WET / FAULT : Glass being held at incorrect angle / ACTION : Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.   

SYMPTOM : FEET WARM & WET / FAULT : Improper bladder control / ACTION : Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM : DRINK UNUSUALLY PALE & TASTELESS / FAULT : Glass empty / ACTION : Get someone to buy you another drink.   
  
SYMPTOM : OPPOSITE WALL COVERED WITH FLUORESCENT LIGHTS / FAULT : You have fallen over backward / ACTION : Have yourself lashed to bar.   

SYMPTOM : MOUTH CONTAINS CIGARETTE BUTTS / FAULT : You have fallen forward / ACTION : See above.   
  
SYMPTOM : ALCOHOL TASTELESS, FRONT OF YOUR SHIRT IS WET / FAULT : Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face / ACTION : Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.   

SYMPTOM : FLOOR BLURRED / FAULT : You are looking through bottom of empty glass / ACTION : Get someone to buy you another drink.   

SYMPTOM : FLOOR MOVING / FAULT : You are being carried out / ACTION : Find out if you are being taken to another bar.   

SYMPTOM : ROOM SEEMS UNUSUALLY DARK / FAULT : Bar has closed / ACTION : Confirm home address with bartender.   
 
SYMPTOM : TAXI SUDDENLY TAKES ON COLOURFUL ASPECT AND TEXTURES / FAULT : Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations / ACTION : Cover mouth.   
  
SYMPTOM : EVERYONE LOOKS UP TO YOU & SMILES / FAULT : You are dancing on the table / ACTION : Fall on somebody cushy-looking.   

SYMPTOM : DRINK IS CRYSTAL-CLEAR / FAULT : It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up / ACTION : Punch him!
  
SYMPTOM : HANDS HURT, NOSE HURTS, MIND UNUSUALLY CLEAR / FAULT :  You have been in a fight / ACTION : Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.   
  
SYMPTOM : DON’T RECOGNIZE ANYONE, DON’T RECOGNIZE THE ROOM YOU’RE IN / FAULT : You've wandered into the wrong party / ACTION : See if they have free alcohol.   
  
SYMPTOM : YOUR SINGING SOUNDS DISTORTED / FAULT : The drink is too weak / ACTION : Have more alcohol until your voice improves.   
    
SYMPTOM : DON’T REMEMBER THE WORDS TO THE SONG / FAULT : Drink is just right / ACTION : Play air guitar. 


hope i survive this period again.. have fun!   
 
 

 

 


Blog Entrywhat??Feb 1, '08 3:32 AM
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this is what I received this morning.. I just cant believe they didnt have the guts to face me personally but to sent it to me thru email!







STAFF INTERNAL MEMO


In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of  SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING  (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T)

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T)

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others. Take note we can add your name into our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T)

For employees who intended to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T)

Thank you.

Yours Sincerely,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING  (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


c.c.
THE DIRECTOR UNDER THE MAIN BUREAU OF SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING  (The  D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T)


Blog Entry???Jan 21, '08 11:26 PM
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beautiful sunny day..

and i have to hate mens from now on.

and it will takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack him in the face!

 

Blog Entrysick weekJan 6, '08 1:42 AM
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im not blaming anyone but myself for getting sick these past few days. honestly, ive been very abusive to myself lately. work&work, went out, partied, drank, slept late…too much! its just too much to handle! i didn’t manage to give myself some breather. so there, fever, colds, cough, flu (whatever you call it) attack moi system. never been so restless like this before..

great thing, im amid recuperating from such illness. went to the doctor for a checkup and had some lab test done yesterday (cringed when the nurse drew blood from me) since its the weekend, i still have to wait till monday to get the lab results.

heck, i hope im gonna be fine as fettle lest i can hardly go tomorrow’s meeting. very important! sheesh, another crap? not again. im still pondering really, really hard whether i will go or not.

okay, am i going or not? the question’s left unanswered. one thing’s for sure…i can’t be this sick again!


Blog Entryaloha 2008!Dec 29, '07 2:10 AM
for everyone


after serious and cautious consideration.. your contract of friendship has been renewed for the new year 2008. it was a very hard decision for me to make though  so try to be more friendlier and caring next year aight! :) im giving you another chance so..  don't mess it up! coz it's impossible to find a friend who is 96% fabulous, 97% funny, 98% loving, 99% talented and 100% perfect (errr.. im still double minded on this perfect thingy) so don't lose me..  


 

 

here’s my toast to all!

may peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts..
may the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills..
may love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips..
may your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy..
may the problems you had, forget your home address! in simple words..
may 2008 be the best year of your life!!!


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